Monday, March 19, 2012

Things I've Learned Lately

1. Don't throw away any diapers in the house unless you have unrolled and checked for actual pee or poop.  Haylie diapers all of her dolls/Elmos/Bears, then takes the diapers off because they are "nasty."  So she rolls them up and leaves them on the floor.  Hmm, I wonder where she gets that from?

2. Don't start pumping until you are POSITIVE it's on the lowest setting.  Someone (ahem Haylie) might have set it up on a higher setting while "helping". YIKES!!

3. Don't try to be quiet while moving the vacuum cleaner because you will inevitably hit something with your elbow, causing it to crash and shatter the glass on the floor, waking up your sleeping toddler.

More to come, I'm sure...

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